Corrupt-A-Wish

Example:

Post 1: I wish for a parrot.
Post 2: Granted But it eats you.


I'll Start

I wish for Adobe CS4 Suite

Granted, but it was given to you Illegally and you were sent to jail for 10 years.

I wish my cat wouldnt Meow in the Hall everynight at 4:00 AM. (Thats why I called him Mewie, He's done that since we got him.

granted, instead he barked




i wish i didn't weigh 99 pounds =(

but instead you weighed 999 pounds.

I wish bla had hair like this:

Granted, but he couldnt breathe or see in it.


I wish my Other Computer Scheduled Program will work. (Im making a thing where when you log onto the computer, a Image pops up saying "Welcome Back!" with a funny picture and a recording of my voice saying "Welcome back". Also, When you go Idle, you will hear a knock and "WAKE UP!" I understand how to do it, just cant make it work =P)

granted it crashed every time you open it



i wish my dad wouldn't get 7 speeding tickets in 1 month

Granted, but instead your mom got 7 speeding tickets in 1 month.

I wish there were more tanks available for TT.

Granted but because of all the tanks it got so laggy and confused that the game blew up and everyone sewed you for your wish since you broke their Computers.

I wish I knew why Bla's dad got 7 tickets in 1 month.

granted but Bla's dad stop getting it and you got 7 tickets in 1 week




I wish i could create a successful army

Granted but you cant because your you.

I wish These Forums got alot of Posts.

granted but there were so much we all died.

i wish not to wish.

so you get nothing.

I wish i actually had a plane that looked like the one in my avatar.

Granted but while in flight the wings fell off.

i wish that TT would work. =(

i wish to have a dog but it ate my food